Being A Stud Isn't Easy

So what's it like being the Brodster. Let me tell you...cheerleaders all over me, teachers giving me A's and B's instead of D's and F's. My life is GREAT!!! Being the Brodster is what it's all about. I have the life of a popular jock and it's what everyone in school wants. I'm shameless and I take what I want if it is not given. I've watched the movie 'Step Up' five times and I have some dance moves ready to show off at the school dance. The running man is still cool, right? I wonder who I'm going to ask out this week. Well, it doesn't matter because whoever she is.........she better put out or else!!!